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Racer Profile-The Wheelsucker

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

The Wheelsucker (drafticus parasiticum)
Taxonomical Rank
• Species: bipedal primate
• Genus: skater
• Family: drafticus
• Order: parasiticum
• Class: bamboozeli
• Phylum: toeflikis maximus
• Kingdom: pullus minimus
• Domain: rearus rankum
• Life: hopefully short
Identification
Drafticus parasiticum has evolved as a subspecies of the genus skater. They are known throughout the skating world as a wheelsucker and are recognized by a loud sucking [...]

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Racer Profile-Dave “the Caveman” Swan

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Photo Credit: Louis Leakey
Name: Dave “The Caveman” Swan
Hometown: Mammoth Cave, Kentucky
Age: Many years old
Team Affiliation: Adam’s Inline
How Long Racing: Me skate very long time, many suns and moons.
Favorite Race: Me best like big race in cold ice age town by big lake in north.
Racing Highlights: No use highlighter in race, must look up, not read [...]

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Racer Profile-Rayna Meyer

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Hometown: Blaine/Coon Rapids

Team Affiliation: None until recently Midwest Skate Club 2009

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Racer Profile - “Clyde” Schulte

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Hometown: Leopoldville, Democratic Republic of Congo
Team Affiliation: I’m kind of floating around, nomad-like, not really affiliated with any team.

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Racer Profile–Dan “Apeshit” Collins

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Hometown: Leopoldville, Democratic Republic of Congo
Team Affiliation: Flanders

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Racer Profile-John Garrett

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Hometown: Minneapolis, MN
Team Affiliation: Flanders

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